Alice Cooper I'm The Coolest ------------------------------------------- You know that I'm the coolest That's ever come around You'll notice things get hotter Whenever I'm in the town I mean I gotta be the coolest Who else could it be Everybody knows who's really cool Me Let's face it I'm the greatest I'm Mr. Number One My hometown built a statue To their favorite son I mean a gotta be the greatest I'm just a ball of fun I mean I'm definitely the greatest I'm also the coolest You can't leave a package like you Sitting on no shelf Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny I'm gonna save a little for myself Baby, come over here a minute Who is the coolest I mean how to I look Yea You can't leave a package like you Sitting on no shelf Let me tell you, I'm so cool, sonny I'm gonna save a little for myself You know the day I was born There were these for dudes up on a hill They said they saw this star Hanging out over town And the whole world seemed to stand still It image the Sunday papers I guess it provers for sure I am the coolest I am the greatest I am the baddest I am the smoothest I'm just the best Sand dancer come on Ah yea Right