Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster 

We were at a beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there he saw a rock
Only it wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster 

Rock lobster! 

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam 

Rock lobster! 

Rock, rock, rock lobster!
Down, down 

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin' 

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippen' 

Rock, rock, rock lobster!
Down, down 


Let's rock! 

Boys in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun 

Put on you noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter 

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale

Rock lobster...