On
weeknights Daisy Duke was my future wife. I was going to own
the General
Lee and shoot dynamite arrows out the back. Why did they
weld the doors shut?
At the movies the Nerds got Revenge on
the Alpha Betas by teaming up with the Omega Mus. I watched
Indiana Jones save
the Ark of the Covenant, and wondered what Yoda meant when
he said, "No, there is another."
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